LIEUTENANT DAN, ICE CREAM.

Girl: Do you think that men can't be trusted?

Karen: Honey, I've always said that if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.

The defect in that one is bleach.

This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.

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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Today is all about love. Big love. So, most of all, Happy Valentine's Day to:


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"Can't you understand? If you take a law like evolution and you make it a crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools. And tomorrow you may make it a crime to read about it. And soon you may ban books and newspapers. And then you may turn Catholic against Protestant, and Protestant ( Read more... )

Today is Groundhog Day. On this day, the groundhog wakes up from hibernating and pokes his head out of the ground. If he sees his shadow, we have four more years of oppressive right-wing religious zealotry and warmongering. Why, look! The groundhog saw his shadow! Someone should start a rumor that gay groundhogs are lobbying for the right to ( Read more... )

Like Patty Smythe once said, "Sometimes love just ain't enough ( Read more... )

"Religion does not have a monopoly on morality."

- Jim Wallis, author, Why the Right Gets It Wrong and the Left Doesn't Get It