Please form an orderly queue.

[wickercabra]

The Day of Reckoning fast approaches, when all creatures who walk upon the Earth shall perish in flames and suffer eternal torments for the amusement of the Wickercabra

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[avez_kuleshov]

Praise to you, Wickercabra!

I fear you, quite appropriately.

[wickercabra]

Learn a lesson from your fellow petitioners. More adjectives!

Adjectives please the Wickercabra.

[lespapillons]

I also praise and fear you, almighty Wickercabra.

[wickercabra]

This is - provisionally - acceptable.

Present your case, then - why should your soul be spared when all others are torn to everlasting fire, and fiends of hell rejoice upon the slain?

[lespapillons]

My soul should be spared because I recognize that you are the one true wickercabra, and I shall worship you as much as you please.

[wickercabra]

It's a start.

[sihaya09]

I fear you, great Wickercabra. Please do not eat my soggy liver on the day of reckoning.

[wickercabra]

Great Wickercabra will take your plea under consideration.

But do not be too hopeful! The Wickercabra's mercurial disposition is infamous!

[hush]

All hail the Great and Divine Wickercabra!

I bow before thee as a willing minion-to-be; ask of me what you will and I shall complete any task to please! I grovel at your great wicker craftsmanship and request penitence - I only wish to serve you, Greatest and Omnipotent Wickercabra!

[wickercabra]

Now, that's more like it.

All you others could learn a thing or two here.

Though I'd look up 'penitence', if I were you. I do no' think it means what you think it means.

[hush]

Oh, I did mean penitence, Great Wickercabra. Penitence for my rude informalities earler - I shall only call you "Dearest wicker" by request from this day forth!

[wickercabra]

Penitence - regret or remorse for wrongdoing.

It's not something you request, child, it's something you feel.

[wickercabra]

Odd thing. All my petitioners so far are chicks...