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[wickercabra]

The Day of Reckoning fast approaches, when all creatures who walk upon the Earth shall perish in flames and suffer eternal torments for the amusement of the Wickercabra

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[hush]

All hail the Great and Divine Wickercabra!

I bow before thee as a willing minion-to-be; ask of me what you will and I shall complete any task to please! I grovel at your great wicker craftsmanship and request penitence - I only wish to serve you, Greatest and Omnipotent Wickercabra!

[wickercabra]

Now, that's more like it.

All you others could learn a thing or two here.

Though I'd look up 'penitence', if I were you. I do no' think it means what you think it means.

[hush]

Oh, I did mean penitence, Great Wickercabra. Penitence for my rude informalities earler - I shall only call you "Dearest wicker" by request from this day forth!

[wickercabra]

Penitence - regret or remorse for wrongdoing.

It's not something you request, child, it's something you feel.

[hush]

*facepalm*

I so totally worded that wrong, then. I must repent, for I feel penitence in my grave error, and I request forgiveness from the Mighty Wickercabra.

There. Hopefully that makes a bit more sense. *double facepalm*

[wickercabra]

Do I look like the forgiving sort?

[hush]

You look as one who should be feared, admired, and worshipped with terrified respect! I only dare request your forgiveness, Great Wickercabra, so that I may be of future service as a close and - might I even mention it - trusted minion! Minion! Of yours! Evil must have minions, and what better evil than yourself, O Lordly Wickercabra??

*bows incessantly*

[wickercabra]

You know, taken beyond a certain point, adulation just becomes pathetic.

Trusted minions require at least a little backbone.

[hush]

Pft. You should have said so. I desire to be the topmost minion, but I cannot be the topmost minion if I have been shunned or tortured by you, Wickercabra.

At least my backbone isn't similar to that of straw ;)