The Mob Song [locked to the Inns]

[whyicouldntfly]

Okay, everyone. I know Ben and Charlie are idiots and deserve to die. However, can we try and avoid the massive amounts of paperwork and legal issues killing them is going to make?

Comments

[spicermetal]

Lets feed em to a llama!

[whyicouldntfly]

We can't do that to the poor llama.

[the_1st_heart]

...can we maul them at least?

[whyicouldntfly]

Long as they have to clean up after their own mutilated bodies.

[livingontheweb]

Stick them in a room with a Moosemon!

Wha?

Trust me, it's a thing.

[whyicouldntfly]

Okay, we'll keep that in mind.

[orube_the_witch]

I have a killer right hook.

[whyicouldntfly]

Yeah, just watch out. They got drunk off their asses night. It's going to be a mess.

[noneed_toworry]

...Do I wanna know what happened to those two?

[whyicouldntfly]

Starts with Ben accidentally letting slip about Will's mom's baby. Turns into him yelling at Charlie and both of them just blurting out secrets from the future. Half of it doesn't make sense, but enough people got pissed off.