Got a favor to ask you. Since you did such a great job with the age candy earlier this month, you up for messing with a couple of time-traveling idiots?

Okay, everyone. I know Ben and Charlie are idiots and deserve to die. However, can we try and avoid the massive amounts of paperwork and legal issues killing them is going to make?

Okay, guys, I can't believe I've got to say this, but thanks to SOMEBODY suddenly losing it, we have to put this in writing:

No trying to kill people around here. I don't care what your problem is, but take it off the grounds and TRY to settle it with words instead of bullets. I'm shocked the cops didn't show up, Ben!