[Sixty Third Case]: [Locked to Onizuka, unhackable][Audio][Around 3 in the afternoon]

[whoshotsherlock]

[Distinct slightly-hysterical sobbing can be heard, very close to the microphone. More muffled and in the background are Nick and Lance's voices, but it's too muddled to make out what they're saying.]

Eikichi, I don't care where you are or what you're doing right now, get your ass back to the Hyperion.

NOW.

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[onisensei]

[Hear that? That's the sound of a Motorcycle breaking several traffic laws to get there faster]

What happened? What's going on?!

[whoshotsherlock]

You're so not gonna believe this, man, but...

One of my coworkers from back home fell out of the goddamn sky and landed on Haku! We think he was in a car accident or something before coming here. He's barely alive and Lance and Nick are trying to take care of him right now but Haku will not stop crying!

[onisensei]

I believe it.

Damnit what is it with you damn Crime Scene nerds and getting mangled? I swear I've known biker thugs who lose less blood!

Onizuka...no no Onizuka the road is out!

It's the fastest way home.

You aren't gonna....oh god you are....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*There is the sound of tires leaving pavement for a solid two minutes before a crash and a roar as it sounds like he might have just jumped a ridiculous distance on his bike....on the plus side Greg can now hear his bike engine in the distance*

[whoshotsherlock]

Trust me, this isn't normal! I'm starting to think we all pissed off a voodoo master in one of our cases or something!

... jesus, Oni, be careful would you? We're up in your apartment. Try not to die before getting here.