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cheesegimp April 24 2008, 20:35:09 UTC
From Wikipedia...

Until that time, as Fracastoro notes, syphilis had been called the "French disease" in Italy and Germany, and the "Italian disease" in France. In addition, the Dutch called it the "Spanish disease", the Russians called it the "Polish disease", the Turks called it the "Christian disease" or "Frank disease" (frengi) and the Tahitians called it the "British disease".

So even if it doesn't kill you or turn your brain into swiss cheese, it still promotes jingoism.

Madness, piles o' bodies, imperial subjects suddenly enjoying a newfound pride in their respective homelands... sounds like the makings of the end of an empire to me.

The Syph for The Win.

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OE lexabear April 25 2008, 00:03:32 UTC

Syphilis: dying slowly and tragically, with rouged cheeks and a long aria.

Ottoman Empire: giant guys cut you in half with scimitars.

Ottomans for the win.

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brotherlawrence April 25 2008, 00:45:25 UTC
You know what? I've had up to (waving my arm to signify an area over my head) fucking here with all of this French bashing. What gives anyone the right to talk shit about the French ( ... )

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whatsupdog April 25 2008, 05:00:27 UTC
I proudly embrace my French-Canadian girlfriend all the time, and wish she was just slightly more actual French.

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tsed April 27 2008, 02:32:24 UTC
I said that the prior fight.

Viva la france!

(And the funny thing is, I'm not French either).

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Syphilis salad_barbarian April 25 2008, 00:58:17 UTC
Empires may rise and fall but people will always be too stupid to avoid diseased sex.

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pinkcheeze April 25 2008, 01:17:49 UTC
Syphilis! Syphilis! RAH! RAH! RAH!
Syphilis! Syphilis! HAH! HAH! HAH!

There once was a man with syphilis
Whose mind became quite perliferous
He'd talk to a tree
Not just while he'd pee
Which made all the women quiferous

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