Janitor/Office log graduation flavor [text/action]

May 22, 2011 22:23

Graduation's right around the corner, huh? Just remember not to make too big of a mess after the dance or trash the place. I'm the one that gets stuck cleaning it up ( Read more... )

*seth, %location: everywhere, *mei ling, i-i just love lobster yeah can't wait, *lyn, *zapdos, *lighter, crazy duck bitch, *mac, *raikov, *pikachu, *blacky, !office log, janitor man is janitor, *char, #text, #action, *oak, whiiiiine, *nabooru, %location: td-03, *goose, gamera

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in which i suck at first-tags badasscopters May 23 2011, 02:33:46 UTC
Date and Relative time: May 23rd, around noon
Where: Hallway
Open or Closed?: Open!

Oh.

Hi fat turtle.

Goose was going to just follow you and kneel down behind you. Hello.

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nu uh gameraaaa May 23 2011, 03:25:16 UTC
Fat turtle might of been munching on a Snickers bar and waddling about for a little while before noticing he was being followed. And then knelt down next to.

Hello. Nomnomnom. He kind of just stares. Eating food comes before greetings, obviously.

"Squirfftle."

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ya huh!!! badasscopters May 23 2011, 13:22:53 UTC
Oh, Gamera, you. You are a funny turtle. Look at you and all of your FATNESS.

"... now I know how you got all that weight. Your trainer always feed you like that?"

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/RASPBERRIES whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 13:39:28 UTC
He is so fat.

"Hey, he's not that fat." Enter, Raiden, from around the corner. "He's just..." Gamera pouted and looked most indignant, then went back to his Snickers.

"...chunky."

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boxingmidget May 23 2011, 02:39:07 UTC
Date and Relative time: May 24th
Where: Weightroom
Open or Closed?: Open!

Isn't this a familiar scene? Really familiar?

Mac was here punching some punching bags like a boss. He was just about to take a drink of water when he noticed Raiden doing whatever he was doing with Gamera hanging around. Were you coming this way, Raiden? Mac was so waving your way!

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whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 03:29:01 UTC
It was a familiar scene. Those locker towels were pretty gross man, don't you guys clean up after yourselves? Jeez. Gamera was currently being an unwitting towel rack as Raiden picked up sweaty man towels when he finally noticed Mac.

"Hey!" The blonde dropped the last down on Gamera's head and approached the student. "Hey Mac."

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boxingmidget May 23 2011, 03:43:58 UTC
Mac was making sure he was picking up after himself. He wasn't a slob, honest. A few of the towels were under his arm and going into his horrendous smelling gym bag. Seriously, it smelled like death.

Mac was so grinning at the two. "Hey, guys! How you all been?" Mac started to move over to the weights. That was next in his workout. Before he did, he looked at Gamera. Uhm, that can't be feeling good for the little guy. Must be smelling so bad.

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whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 04:03:40 UTC
All the other not-Mac guys who were slobs. "Alright." Raiden answered with a little smile. It was never an unpleasant thing to see Mac. "Just picking up around here."

Gamera, aka the walking stack of horrible-smelling sweaty man towels emphasized that point by wiggling around and then popped his head out, gasping for air. He shot his trainer a scowl that clearly said RAIDEN HOW COULD YOU.

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You know what we don't have nearly enough of? THESE GAYS. miss_dreavus May 23 2011, 02:40:21 UTC
Date and Relative time: Late afternoonish on the 24th
Where: In a sexy supply closet. Mmm baby gimme more of that musty old chemical smell.
Open or Closed?: Open.

Somebody was in a supply closet. Waiting. Needing keys didn't apply to those who could float through doors, but hopefully Raiden wasn't expecting that.

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Give me ALL THE GAYS. whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 03:31:01 UTC
Well Raiden needed keys and the sound of a jingling set would alert the ghost Pokemon to his presence. Footsteps coming closer and shuffling around the door, the metal scraping against the pins of the lock, and slowly, light creeping into the closet as he opened the door...

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No. You can only have some of them. miss_dreavus May 23 2011, 03:38:25 UTC
and then a skeleton popped out.

Blacky hadn't paid any mind to how long she'd been waiting in the closet - it couldn't have been longer than half an hour - but when she heard the telltale jangling of the keys she knew it was all about to pay off. She hung back, keeping herself concealed in the darkness until the door opened enough for her to see his face...

Then she leapt at him with a loud scream, careful not to actually touch him. Only almost.

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Why you gotta be like that babe. whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 03:41:23 UTC
DADDY.

Raiden was a pale guy already, but any color had been completely drained out of his face in a second as he screamed and stumbled backwards. WHAT WAS THAT. SOMETHING TRYING TO EAT HIS FACE. In less than a second he had his back to the opposite side of the hallway, and hands in front of him in a quasi-kung-fu pose.

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blazinglizard May 23 2011, 03:13:42 UTC
Date and Relative time: May 23, morning
Where: The gym
Open or Closed?: Open!

[So Char just got back from a Charizard-babysitting trip, and BOY IS HE TIRED. His newest wing-puncture is not yet fully healed, so flying is KIND OF HARD. It's a cloudy morning, and the smell of impending rain is in the air, so Char decided to take his breakfast indoors.

Which means there is now a fuck-off huge dragon in the middle of the nice floor, with a gross dead gopher dripping hair and bodily fluids all over the place. A tired tail means a droopy tail, too, so that flame's drooping PERILOUSLY CLOSE to that nice varnished hardwood floor.]

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whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 03:38:31 UTC
Varnished and freshly so as Raiden was on the far opposite end of the gym, finally able to dunk the roller into the bucket. He wiped his his forehead with the back of his hand and congratulated himself on a job well done. With graduation coming up he had been given extra incentive to make sure all the floors were sparkling their brightest, and had spent all morning making sure the gymnasium was just so. Nothing was going to ruin this beautiful floor. Nothing.

...except that fuck-off huge DRAGON DRAGGING HIS oh no--"HEY!" The blonde waved his hands in the air, took two steps forward but stopped himself, lest he leave foot-prints in the sticky varnish. "Shit. HEY. YOU. STOP!"

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blazinglizard May 23 2011, 03:45:40 UTC
So Char did stop, but not until after he planted a big ol' lizardy foot right on that brand-new varnish. He immediately shot Raiden the most annoyed look he could muster. Goddammit, he'd just hauled ass over from Kanto, he was tired as heck and starving and really didn't feel like getting caught in the rain. What was this place coming to when he couldn't even enjoy a nice little deceased rodent?

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whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 04:07:43 UTC
Squish. And then slap as one of Raiden's hands hit his forehead. And then an annoyed groan to match the annoyed look on the dragon's face.

"I just varnished the floor!" He explained.

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yellow_binesi May 23 2011, 04:22:43 UTC
Date and Relative time: May 25th, afternoon
Where: Hallways
Open or Closed?: Open

If he wasn't moping around on his own, Zapdos was pretty much the same as always. So there he was, stomping down the hallway with his hands in his pockets, possibly a lit cigarette in his mouth causing all the second-hand smoking to those who were in the hallway around the same time.

And then he saw the janitor with his fat Squirtle. He may or may not have kicked at the Squirtle's tail as he passed by.

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whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 05:10:02 UTC
Raiden might of missed such a kick ordinarily, as mopping hallway floors was Very Important, but smoke-smell was hard to miss, especially for an ex-smoker like him. As Zapdos walked by Raiden made a face and opened his mouth to tell the kid smoking inside wasn't allowed.

And then he kicked Gamera. Gamera yelped and fell on his face, grumbling inarticulately as he struggled to get up again.

"Hey! Wha'd you do that for?"

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yellow_binesi May 23 2011, 05:20:59 UTC
"Cuz he was in the way." Zapdos replied with a 'KAKAKA' laugh. Bullying those smaller than him was the only way to release his pent-up frustration for this yellow bird, sadly.

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whitedeviljack May 23 2011, 14:04:19 UTC
"Come on, that's no excuse. Can't you just walk around him?"

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