Comments | whitedeviljack: My life sucks again so I'm running away again [voice mail] [text]

whitedeviljack

My life sucks again so I'm running away again [voice mail] [text]

Dec 16, 2010 11:59

[Very akin to another Blonde Metal Gear Dude, Raiden's life has been rather eventful lately. And by eventful I mean he's been completely miserable. As a result he's been noticeably distant for the past week or so. Here, but clearly not wanting to be here. All the inter-specie wank lately only served to compound it. Winter break apparently couldn't ( Read more... )

%location: unknown, daddy i need some toluene, *naval, *brock, rosemary, *max, *mac, and i ran so far away, this wasn't in the simulation!, *raikov, *leon, #voice mail, *blacky, #text, brooding and introspection, gamera

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umbreon_blacky December 16 2010, 23:04:20 UTC

[SPOILERS: She put on a brave face but totally cried like a baby over the letter once he left. That last line just got her so bad. And then she forgot all about it when her mind was wiped after the crucifixion thing so she can rediscover it in her dorm later and blubber all over again.

And there will be message spam, oh yes.]

whitedeviljack December 17 2010, 18:32:27 UTC

[DOUBLE TEARS. He will make sure to check this spam in secret away from the other girlfriend.]

message; majorcrotchgrab December 16 2010, 23:14:33 UTC

You jerk! We were supposed to go out drinking together!

Re: message; whitedeviljack December 17 2010, 18:32:45 UTC

[LOL OOPS.]

Post Crucifixion goaheadnblunder December 17 2010, 01:15:28 UTC

This is Leon.

Your girlfriend puked in the infirmary. Clean it up.

I am also taking her to the moon this Christmas eve and we will make out there so don't look outside that night if you don't want to be disappointed.

Re: Post Crucifixion whitedeviljack December 17 2010, 18:34:26 UTC

[THIS MESSAGE. WHAT IS SHE DOING IN THE INFIRMARY. WHY IS SHE PUKING. NO HE CAN'T COME AND CLEAN IT UP NOOOOOO. NO NOT THE MOON HOW WILL SHE BREATHE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HER AND THEN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.]

Not really here tank_rockarms December 17 2010, 03:11:08 UTC

::Raiden bby y r u naked in your picture::

Re: Not really here whitedeviljack December 17 2010, 18:34:45 UTC

[more like

why aren't you]

Really here - Text text text tank_rockarms December 17 2010, 03:12:39 UTC

Alright, you have a good one, I'll keep an eye on things.

... so whose gonna clean the locker room when you ain't here.

Re: Really here - Text text text whitedeviljack December 17 2010, 18:36:13 UTC

[Good old Max. You get a reply, short and to the point. He probably texted this from his phone to the network while driving WHAT A RESPONSIBLE DRIVER.]

...uh... Lighter.