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whitedeviljack

High scores are super serious [text]

Dec 08, 2010 20:50

Who is DJF.

*ghor, *ness, *duster, high scores are serious business, *brock, *wendy koopa, *falcon, *lighter, *sasha, *lyra, *max, *mac, *erika, *maxwell, *gideon, *otacon, *raikov, *jeff andonuts, *blacky, #text, *kumatora, *char, fonzy, *samus, %location: td-03, *goose, *ionia

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pedaltothemetal December 11 2010, 03:53:33 UTC

[Mysterious man in the dark leans in and whispers.] Suck my balls, Raiden.

[The video cuts out with the most evil of evil laughs.]

whitedeviljack December 11 2010, 04:16:24 UTC

[For a while after the feed ends Raiden kind of just stares at the screen as if he didn't even realize what had just happened. In fact, he didn't.

It does however, slowly come to him.

All the embarrassing fanfictions plastered all over the school's network.

Discovering his amazing high scores had been trumped seven times over.

Running into Volgin as soon as he left the common rooms and in all likelihood having his balls trumped seven times over.

And then discovering that one of the coolest friends he thought had ever made last summer, Andy "Fonzy" Summers... was just a

big

fat

lie.]

whitedeviljack December 11 2010, 04:16:34 UTC

[UNSEEN TO Dong Jumper Francis, Raiden finally turns off the computer and lies down on the floor, staring at the ceiling. He is probably going to be spend the next week in brooding, moody silence questioning if anything in his life is real anymore, the last words said to him appropriately echoing everything about said life of questionable lies.

Suck my balls, Raiden.

Suck my balls, Raiden.

Suck my balls, Raiden.]

CLEARING MY CONSCIENCE bestsweater December 11 2010, 04:26:00 UTC

[Brock could totally sense that his bro was feeling crummy so he left Raiden and Gamera like ten zillion brownies so they could eat them and get fat.

The end.]

You still have Max, Raiden. tank_rockarms December 11 2010, 07:06:21 UTC

::He's a bro who tells you things, bro.::

And you have my shield. things_go_boom December 11 2010, 12:42:23 UTC

Just wait until she comes back, Raiden.

You got even more bros. boxingmidget December 11 2010, 21:20:20 UTC

[Awwww Raiden, let's have bro times with all the bros and talk about bro things. Like bros. Brotastic.]

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