1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hairdryer at passing cars. See how long it takes for the police to come.
2. Go to your local police station and say " I kill children for fun".
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5.
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