This bites.

[whirlpoolswirl]

Where am I? Really. This place looks like Konoha but there are little things that are off about it and I don't recognize a single person. Is this some sort of messed up Genjutsu? I was never very good at dispelling those damn things and every time I try the people around me in this cafe place I'm at look at me like I'm nuts. And maybe I am,

Comments

[yondychan]

GOD DAMMIT, PEIN! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

[yondychan]

You sound like a fourteen year old valley girl. I feel like I can't breathe.

[ecconcentrical]

I do not. And now you fucking know how I felt when you came back. Well. Sort of. Bit different feelings.

[yondychan]

You argue like one too. I won't make excuses for myself, but I wasn't aware of the situation then. And now, I can't even describe my feelings.

[ecconcentrical]

How many valley girls do you associate with to come to this conclusion? No need for excuses. Just saying now you know what it feels like to have someone important come back unexpectedly from the dead.

[whirlpoolswirl]

I really hate that guy.

You're... uh. Well. Good.

[yondychan]

I don't know why Pein would stoop this low but I suggest you stop right now before you piss me off.

[whirlpoolswirl]

...

Excuse me?!

[yondychan]

I'm the wrong person to piss off.

[whirlpoolswirl]

And I am pissing you off how? If I didn't love you, I swear, I would blow you to bits right now because guess who else is pissed off. I have no idea what's going on or why I'm here and you're here telling me to shut up and threatening me? Oh priceless. Real suave.

[yondychan]

...

[whirlpoolswirl]

Your way with words astounds me.

And if I have to ask again I will seriously hurt someone - what the hell is going on?

[yondychan]

Where are you? I'll go get you right now.

[whirlpoolswirl]

A cafe? In Konoha? Apparently. I thought it was heaven before so I wasn't really checking. Let my guard down quite a bit, there, didn't I?

I'll still kill you on sight.

[yondychan]

I don't care. Tell me which cafe.

[whirlpoolswirl]

It's across the street from a... Yamanaka Flower Shoppe? The sign says "Chai's".