Yeah. So I was walking down the street with my buddy, Constance cottoncandy24 and on the corner of 125th & fredrick douglass blvd, some lady with this shiny red bag was screaming out " CONDOMS!! FREE CONDOMS!!" It was madd weird, yo. Who would actually accept a condoms from some lady on a corner... who would just take it & then just go to their partner & say " ( Read more... )

For the past couple of days, I'd been taking a long journey to & around the far corner of my block to purchase a slice of pizza pour mon déjeuner. The other day as I stepped through my front door, I was surprised to see a woman of about 40, with light, frizzy brown hair & blue eyes, holding a clipboard & ogling mi casa. I raised my eyebrow & gave ( Read more... )

I think I'm going to be rotting in front of the TV, by the way. It'll be the first day since school ended that I haven't hung out [test days included, weekends not]. [That's like 7 days, it's a record, remember, my parents don't like me to have fun?] 
I'd just like to say you all should be very proud of me because two of those days, I went to my ( Read more... )

my day from pre-regents to home & online:

ms sewell: *to constance* you see that nice fluffy rump you have there?

warren: yo sofa, i can see down your shirt!
third sentence he's said to me all year

mark: FUCK YOU!!!
first thing he's said to me in the past two years

kayla: hey guys, do you mind if i take off my pants?
she was totally serious too

daniel ( Read more... )

Police Report [06:05pm]:
Suspect, Safiya Bobb, was last seen at 05:00 pm on June 19, 2005 in her parents bedroom room, legs covered by a hideous stripped sheet, listening to her iPod, reading the captioning on bad tv and eating Soy ice cream, wishing it was Ben & Jerry's. It is necessary to apprehend the suspect, lock her up & allow her no phone ( Read more... )

the following people [among other, but really these people] have affected my life this year:
Constance, Tatiana & Remy*, David*, Carolyn & Jesse, Emily, Deiby, Brandon*, Jenee*, Sachee*, Xavier*, Xavier*, Troy* & Cyricia*, SuTin, Teresa, Samson, Lee, Michael Glenwick, Virginia, Stephanie, Anna J. Fitting, Steffani, Justine, Hannah, Francesca David ( Read more... )

Make sure the batteries on your camera are fully charged, get your best outfit ready, get lots of sleep to avoid bags under the eyes, practice your smile & do not wear mascara if you cry really easily because, ladies & gentlemen, the last day of classes is tomorrow.

& then there are finals & regents.

[maybe.one.day.we'll.wake.up.&.this'll.all.just. ( Read more... )

Ah, all the seniors looked so nice yesterday. Oh, how I will miss them...
The year is almost over... but I can't believe it.. it doesn't feel like it. Maybe because I'm still learning in all my classes... except you know, English... oh what a joke that class is.

I know what I'm wearing on Wednesday, but not on the days in between. I'm so weird.

On ( Read more... )

I wish my computer & my internet would stop fucking up on me every five minutes (note: this is my third attempt to post this). I haven't even done anything wrong to it. Try as I might it just keeps screwing up, up, up. So, my weekend:
Friday - Well, there was school. Began with Racquetball. Me & Gilbert vs Max & Sabrina. We won. We were supposed to ( Read more... )

I really should be studying for my Chemistry test tomorrow & doing my History homework... [I skimmed through my Math notes & decided I was going to pass the test... I don't really study for Math tests.] Hopefully I can get over a 90 on my Chemistry test without really understanding the materical... again.

I need more self confidence. Really. I'm ( Read more... )