so much

[whipman]

Did you know that you can buy pregnancy tests in the dollar tree stores?  Are you that casual about your entire future life that you don't want to cough up the money for an accurate test.  I say this of course without any knowledge of the accuracy of tests sold in the dollar tree but the principal alone has me flabbergasted.  what kind of cheap

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[whipman]

when you care enough to smear on the very best...

[whipman]

you really don't.

[tamara]

I imagine that the Dollar Tree pregnancy tests would be ideal for those who are trying to conceive, and take a few tests every month. I imagine they can get very expensive, and pretty much any test is accurate by about 97%. Plus, I also imagine that if anyone DID get a positive on a DT test, they'd go out and get a better one just in case.

[whipman]

point taken. Did I mention it was in the impulse aisle... you know, the place right by the register for last minute purchases.

[willofgod]

Let loose the flood gates brother!

[whipman]

we will have none of your destructive advice sir...anyway, there is only room for one alpha male and that is usually you.

[blackiestark]

This explains a lot. Let me repeat that: this explains A LOT.

It's a shame you didn't open up to me about this kind of thing when we were best friends... might've changed a few things.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad Ol' Good Eats Is Back, so to speak. But for the sake of not just our friendship but all your personal relationships, I sincerely hope you can conquer your demons in the future... I would hate to have your dark side bring out mine. (Again.)

[whipman]

Truthfully, it scared me back then. It still scares me now but I learned to shut it off some years back. Trouble is it has started to resurface and I am trying to find a balance between the fun and the pain. Very delicate tightrope there.

[blackiestark]

In all seriousness, I'll help you in any way I can. We're still brothers.