PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE
"Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."
"If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly.
"If you are co-dependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.
"If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
"If you are paranoid-delusional
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