SOS 2 ✗ [ Video ]

[wheresurgod_now]

Hm, fine, so I'm willing to believe that not all of you are aliens. But this place really is something! Aliens, personified countries, cat boys.. It's like any mystery seeker's dream

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[miserablefate]

Weird things happen all the time here. They're called events, and if you managed to actually meet an alien here, this one is probably his fault somehow.

[wheresurgod_now]

Events? And who makes these happen? The Mansion again?

[solidarius]

Travel in space is not restricted to aliens.

[wheresurgod_now]

I know, but humans hardly ever go into space. And for a whole giant house to be lifted into space out of nowhere doesn't suit human space travelling habits.

[solidarius]

It isn't a very common occurrence, at least. Then again, Wonderland isn't a common place.

[wheresurgod_now]

That's what makes this place so awesome! Even though I don't approve of my stuff being stolen out of nowhere.

[exploring_game]

It's from somebody's memories, Mr. Vexen thinks, at least. And he's the expert on this place! Sort of. I mean, I think he's been here longest.

I'm Coraline Jones. I'm pretty...normal, but I like extraordinary things too.

[wheresurgod_now]

From.. someone's memories? So we're reliving a person's memory here?

You do? Have you discovered anything extraordinary before you came to this place, then?

[exploring_game]

Well the mansion sort of...eats little bits of people's memories, and then...then the dormouse or the hare or someone'll announce a riddle. Then in a couple days once everyone's almost crazy with guessing, an event happens...the mansion changes! Sometimes it's a ballet school, or a wizard school, or nasty monsters show up, or all the drinks turn to alcohol, or all the walls go invisible, or it turns into a spaceship like this! Stuff like that. And most people around here call it an event, 'cause it only ever last like that a few days.

I escaped a nasty beldam lady who was living behind the bricked-up wall in my new house. She was pretending to be my mother. And freed the souls of three kids she'd eaten, and saved my real parents.

[wheresurgod_now]

That's.. brilliant! Why didn't any mysterious power on Earth ever think of that? It would make things a lot more interesting, that's for sure!

Are these dormouse and hare the leaders of this place?

[ Totally not jealous that she never experienced anything mysterious like that. Nope sir. D| ] I haven't heard of that specific one before. Seems to be one of those classic evil being eating kids case, though.

[idkmybfftony]

I had an alien friend back home! His name's Tony. He lives in my closet.

I don't know how we got to outer space! But still, it's pretty cool!

And if you're interested in the countries, then I'm the one to talk to, because I'm the most interesting one of all of them!

[wheresurgod_now]

An alien friend?! Really?! What is he like?

I think it's cool too, I've always wanted to go into space! Someone could have at least given some sort of warning or annoucement, though.

The most interesting, huh? Then what country are you?

[idkmybfftony]

He's really awesome! He's totally my best friend, too! We play video games and stuff together! I miss him a lot, but my house is pretty awesome, so I don't think he's that bored!

Yeah, I know. I would've grabbed a video camera!

I'm the United States of America, of course!

[wheresurgod_now]

An alien you can play video games with? Geez, why don't I have one already?!

Hah, I was right about aliens though. You see, I have this idiot in my club and he thinks they don't exist even though they obviously do.

America, huh..? Wait, so the rumors that you caught aliens were true after all?!

[bankingfrancs]

America is certainly not the most interesting; he's only the most exhausting.

[wheresurgod_now]

Exhausting? How?

[bankingfrancs]

He is both unbelievably obnoxious and self-centered. It shouldn't take much time spent with him to realize it.

[wheresurgod_now]

Well, that is the general impression Americans give off. Rumor has it they caught aliens and are keeping them for themselves! How unfair is that, huh?!