005 // [Fourth Wall]

[whatsinthepipe]

[ The icon is actually relevant. He was going to remember to write that one down later, too, but wouldn't you know a mob appeared in the streets and distracted him. Hijikata is Far From Happy As if the kidnapped Souji wasn't bad enough D: ((I will tag this baby untillll I fall asleep.)) ]

... All of you.

Be quiet.

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[toasterciiide]

[But clearly you did not mean the toaster, right? There is a voiiiice. Behind you. A very creepy one. No, really.]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

[whatsinthepipe]

[ ... 8| Flaaaaaat. ]

Very well.

[toasterciiide]

[We totally fail to recognise your flatness. TAKE THAT.]

I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Would you like any toast?

[whatsinthepipe]

[ ALAS. ]

No.

[ohmystomach]

[Oh dear dead parents. Hijikata-san is here too, and Tatsu can tell he's not happy. Why isn't Tetsu here doing his job for once in his life?!]

Sorry about that, sir.

[whatsinthepipe]

[ ...you were not here the last time he looked. Look, considerably less murderous. ]

Ichimura.

[ohmystomach]

[Oh thank heaven. Tatsu seriously might have fainted.]

...Yes?

[whatsinthepipe]

When did you arrive?

[wearyofscreams]

Now what's this? Let's turn that frown of yours upside down!

[whatsinthepipe]

[ what

the hell

are you ]

[wearyofscreams]

[A skeleton, my good man! A living, would-be-breathing-if-he-had-lungs skeleton!]

Greetings and salutations!

[whatsinthepipe]

[ Hijikata is of the variety of men with battle instincts, and his instincts in dealing with the supernatural typically involve holding a sword up to things. He's not trying to remove any heads, at least? >_>a ]

What are you doing here?

[sonofagunsoup]

[Do you hear that music? It sounds a bit like whistling doesn't it?]

[whatsinthepipe]

[ More noise? B| ]

[sonofagunsoup]

[Don't worry, it slows to a stop as a man on a horse comes to a halt right in front of you.] There you are... Teddy Bomber!

[whatsinthepipe]

[ ...pff. ]

Unfortunately, you're mistaken.

1/2

[whatsinthepipe]

[ asdfghjkl; damn it, Ichimura-- ]

[whatsinthepipe]

[ Oh. Second Ichimura.

Hijikata uses LOOM. ]

And where have you been?