005 // [Fourth Wall]

[whatsinthepipe]

[ The icon is actually relevant. He was going to remember to write that one down later, too, but wouldn't you know a mob appeared in the streets and distracted him. Hijikata is Far From Happy As if the kidnapped Souji wasn't bad enough D: ((I will tag this baby untillll I fall asleep.)) ]

... All of you.

Be quiet.

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[toasterciiide]

[But clearly you did not mean the toaster, right? There is a voiiiice. Behind you. A very creepy one. No, really.]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

[whatsinthepipe]

[ ... 8| Flaaaaaat. ]

Very well.

[toasterciiide]

[We totally fail to recognise your flatness. TAKE THAT.]

I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Would you like any toast?

[whatsinthepipe]

[ ALAS. ]

No.

[toasterciiide]

How about a muffin?

[whatsinthepipe]

How did you get into this house?

[toasterciiide]

Is that a yes?

[whatsinthepipe]

No.

Get out.

[toasterciiide]

But I'm a toaster.

[whatsinthepipe]

That certainly didn't prevent you from finding a way in, did it?

[toasterciiide]

I didn't need to find a way in. I've always been here!

[whatsinthepipe]

Don't lie to me.

[toasterciiide]

I'm afraid I'm not programmed to lie!

[whatsinthepipe]

Or so you say. [ that he's arguing with a toaster hasn't really impacted. ]

[toasterciiide]

You seem cranky. I know just the thing!

[whatsinthepipe]

You do, do you.