Is anyone going to Little Rock November 3rd or 4th?  I'd very much like to hitch a ride.

If I could have any super power, I would choose ambidexterity because then I could pluck my left eyebrow with ease.

I love the feeling you get when you try on a pair of jeans and you instantly know that these are your jeans.

Of course, this feeling is not diminished by the fact that said jeans cost $13.

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Last night I dreamt that I captured a rapist... who happened to be Nathaniel Hawthorne.

What the hell.

I am currently experiencing an inexplicable urge for nutella.

I knew that would come back to haunt me one day.  You are what you eat, as the old adage goes.

Rivendell looks like a Thomas Kinkade painting.

I just got my hair cut... way too short.  I will not be attracting the mensfolk anytime soon.

When I am in college, I will always have cranapple juice and fig newtons in my dorm.  What will you have?

For there is such a little time that your youth will last-- such a little time.  The common hill-flowers wither, but they blossom again.  The laburnum will be as yellow next June as it is now .  In a month there will be purple stars on the clematis, and year after year the green night of its leaves will hold its purple stars.  Bur we never get back ( Read more... )