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[whatpaperwork]

So I went shoe shopping yesterday - a new job requires new job shoes, right? Also the floor in the break room is that soft corkboard stuff and my heels were leaving little indents everywhere. The new ones I got are higher but narrower so I figure they'll do less damage

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[hat_n_clogs2344]

While after seeing how you've thwarted Iruka-san and Kuchiki-san my better judgement tells me not to get involved, I will do so anyways.

Think of it this way. When you wear a smaller bra than you should, it doesn't hold you up very well, while if you wear a bra that fits you well holds you up well.

I beleive that is a suitable example.

[whatpaperwork]

...But these shoes fit me fine?

[hat_n_clogs2344]

No... Apply that idea to the heels of the shoes, the actual shoe size doesn't matter.

The smaller the heel, the easier it will press into the ground, the wider the heel, the less it will press into the ground.

[whatpaperwork]

So if I wear one of my old small bras then my heels will dig into the floor?

[society_failed]

Miss Matsumoto, you do enjoy upsetting everyone, don't you?

[whatpaperwork]

Shh, don't tell on me! Anyhow I think most of them kinda enjoy it.

[society_failed]

You certainly don't suffer from a lack of attention, hmm? It's hardly any kind of secret.

[whatpaperwork]

So I wasn't designed to be a wallflower, that's physics for you, right? I figure I may as well have fun with it.

[littleicedragon]

. . . black is always a good color for a tuxedo, Rangiku. I'm going to end up looking like a ring-bearer anyway, and you know it.

(There's nothing wrong with my books. You don't have to "make sure they're appropriate" for me. I'm seventeen--I can police my own reading.

And that's the Donner Party, Rangiku. It's a good example on why you need to plan ahead.)

You're not going to skip work tomorrow. You're going to go, and then you won't get fired and you'll see that what Byakuya and Iruka and everyone else who knows math said is right.

[whatpaperwork]

Everyone's going to be wearing black, Toushirou. You mean like a hobbit? Is it fancy dress?

(I am your guardian, I like, have a responsibility to guard. Remember how I covered your eyes when we watched Final Destination 2? That was guarding, and it's the same with books.)

But I'm really sick! Listen and you'll hear me coughing all the way from the next room. I think maybe I have bird flu.

[littleicedragon]

Right. I don't need to stick out. No. Like the kid who carries the wedding rings for the bride and groom at a wedding.

(. . . you choose the oddest things to guard against. > < )

Rangiku. The bird flu isn't anywhere near us.

[whatpaperwork]

It's not sticking out, it's being distinctive. Trust me, I know all about sticking out. Okay good because if you were going as a hobbit then you'd have to be the blonde one, not Elijah Wood, and I wasn't sure what we'd use as padding.

(I'd guard you against anything, you should know that.)

Birds fly Toushirou. Think about it.

[asphalt_skin]

I don't know. I assume all guys are dicks when I meet 'em. Or at least, they have dicks.

Unless they're pre-op.

That asshole arrested me.