RUMORS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED.

[whatfreshhell]

(…Matt.)

Um. Hi. And:

Wow. WOW. That’s just…where to even begin?

Ah, here it is! Charlotte Allen, you are a dumbfuck. And not because you’re a woman; sorry to bust your bubble, but I’m pretty sure that’s the least of your problems. But because anyone with the “Cream of Wheat” brain to put together an argument like that for publication in

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Welcome Back

[bemused_monkey]

... from your nine-month hiatus! I'm glad to see you've lost none of your... bitch.

Re: Welcome Back

[whatfreshhell]

Nine months? Really? I could've had a BABY.

WHAT. I COULD HAVE, YOU DON'T KNOW.

How are you? What'd I miss? Tell me things! And honey, I could never lose my bitch as long as I have you. :)

[bringthepretty]

Where did you find that? I love that a huge part of her article is about women being inferior because of their driving. What the fuck?

Did you see that shit about Sars and Wing Chun and Glark leaving TWOP?

Excuse me, I have to return to reading Eat, Pray, Love and listening to Celine Dion. I do that.

[whatfreshhell]

It was linked somewhere--probably Jezebel? Can't believe it was printed in the Washington Post, though--it sounds more like one of the Daily Mail's feminism-is-runing-the-world-for-our-childrens types of things.

I saw that! I haven't read TWOP in months, but I'm still kinda sad. It's the end of an age! You were the one who got me started on Mighty Big TV in the first place! Sigh.

And as for Celine Dion, after seeing this, I gotta say that I still hate her music, and she seems like an egomaniacal basket case, but I'd kind of like to follow her around in an observational capacity for a couple of days. That's quality batshit, right there.

4 years ago...

[anonymous]

Sorry to leave this message here -- don't know how else to get a hold of you...

Can you believe it's been four years since we sat in my living room in Waco watching the Bush/Kerry debates on DVR and killing all those bottles of wine? I miss miss that night still!

Btw, send me an email so I know what yours is. Mine is matthew.e.marshall (at) gmail.com

-M