So, school's over, and I must say, I kicked ass. Two A's and a B, bringing my g-pizzle to 3.3. I started my new job at HEB. It's pretty cool. Being a checker is really easy, the pay is good, and even the customers are cool, for the most part. There's a psycho bag lady that lives in my apartment building that was there Monday night, right at closing ( Read more... )

I wish I could remember Miss Griffin's real name so I could look her up on myspace and see how the English class is going ( Read more... )

Aww, he's getting old. I missed my big, slobbery mess of a labrador, even though his breath smells like road apples. My parents completely remodeled their house and it looks really nice. I'm about to eat award-winning ribs and mashed potatoes and corn on the cobb and hardboiled eggs and cookies. Man, I love coming back.

But I know which way the wind blows ( Read more... )

1. Go to Wikipedia and type in your birthday, month and day only ( Read more... )

Fuck myspace! "Server is too busy." First blog I've posted in a year. I'm listening to The Beavis and Butthead Experience. Holy fuckin shit, this is the best compilation album. I'm listening to Primus. The track before this was Rob Zombie. Holy shit, it's going to be the new year. I'm so excited. A new start. It feels like my ass has been stuck in ( Read more... )

Hey everyone. Happy holidays, or nonholidays, or whatever. Just eat a lot. Have fun. This is a pretty cool time of year.

First, happy birthday to Simone and Margey Bancroft. Hope you guys are having an awesome time ( Read more... )

I'm in love. His name is Henry, and he's the cutest tortoise ever. He likes to dig and play and eat fruity cactus treats and leafy lettuce. And I've got him for at least 50 years. Tomorrow I'm going to take him for a walk, give him a bath, and feed him Romaine lettuce. He likes when I pet his little dry head. Socute ( Read more... )

Buick's totalled. So begins ambulance chasers, bumming rides, and the insurance run-around.
Fuck.