Saiyuki/HP Fic: Shut Up (PG-13)

[what_works]

Fandom: Saiyuki/Harry Potter
Title: Shut Up
Author: Em
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo
Word Count: ~340
Characters: Sanzo, Sirius
Summary: Sanzo's fan for idiots proves useless against one idiot.
Dedication: for chelle86 who inspires crack!fic regularly
Notes: Originally written as crack comment!fic over a year ago, I'm adding it to the archive for

Comments

[getaway_machine]

...I really believe that this may be the best thing that I have ever read in my entire life.

Well. In my entire crack!life, perhaps. :D

[theemdash]

Heh heh heh . . . at least it amused other people. *snickers*

I'm sad though because I didn't know where to post it where people would actually read it. That's the problem with crossovers, you know.

[inksheddings]

I think I love you. *g* This is brilliant.

[theemdash]

*snickers* I fully accept all forms of love.

[gen50]

interesting. but short.
you should write a full-blown fic or ficlet.
something with a clear beginning and a clear end.

something i/d like to read.
well, a crackfic if you like.
but not this short sketch. too short.
though funny.

[theemdash]

I think the concept for a ficlet would be funnier than the actual fic. *snickers* I'm glad you enjoyed even the short, incomplete version.

[soliandxpyne]

o gad, thank you a lot, i'm crying and it stings for some reason!!! maybe my hands are dirty?? ahhhh IT BURNS! ::laughing SO HARD:: /(TヮT)\ oh sweet jesus i didnt even know i needed this until i read it. now i cant help but imagine gojyo hitting on remus, and the Drama! that would incur.... and why do i think james and goku would get on wonderfully?

James: *brandishes wand* ta-daa! *food appears*

Goku: ....Oh my god! =*______,__*=

[soliandxpyne]

did i mention you made my day?? cuz you totally did. ♥

[theemdash]

Ha ha! *snickers* I can imagine James being so amused by the fact that Goku can eat and eat and eat. I sort of see him going, "What can I get him to eat now?" Also, I'm convinced that Remus is just a later incarnation of Hakkai. *nodnods*

I'm glad I could break you in the right way. ;)

[morningstar4]

LOL! So in character and so funny. ;D I agree that you should make this into a longer fic so we can see how the two first meet up and all the hilarity that ensues.

[theemdash]

I used to hate crossovers! What happened to me? ;)

[morningstar4]

Same here. ;) But hey, I've been considering a Saiyuki/TMNT fic for a long time now. So I guess we're both a little insane.

[theemdash]

You know what's insane? I'm very seriously contemplating a length FMA/SG-1 crossover. Like, seriously. I feel totally insane.