eight!

[whackanarche]

[The sound of clumsy slamming of the communication device! And then, a voice that's clearly not Chester's-but no one has to figure that out. Yet. ... Or ever. B)]

I bet Arche fucks like a tiger!

[A pause.]

Mint's tits are huge-I wanna motorboat those babies alllllll niiiiiiiight long.

[An even longer pause.]

Ohhhh yeah, come to papa.

((ooc;

Comments

[whackachester]

Hey! I do not.

[whackanarche]

[Duck is smarter than he looks. B)]

Arche, baby, if you put your mind to it you can.

oh my god i cant even.

[whackanarche]

Papa's waiting for you to come!

1/2; SOB, this duckie. Poor Chester. 8(

[whackachester]

What the heck is up with you today?

1/4?

[whackadhaos]

Um.

[whackadhaos]

[ Wait he doesn't get it. ]

okay 3/???

[whackadhaos]

[ Arche does what? ]

[whackadhaos]

[ Mint's what are what? ]

{ voice ; }

[emiltastic]

What the hell? Hey! Did you get hit by the toys?

{ voice ; }

[whackanarche]

Bend over and drop them.

Now.

{ voice ; }

[emiltastic]

Drop what?

[ dot dot dot dot ]

{ voice ; }

[whackanarche]

[oh my god]

He's too big, this girth isn't going to fit! But I'll fit it in anyway and you're going to scream.

1/ um um. ladsfjadlfkjfdkfdf you are a horrible person.

[whackapervert]

[oh surely that wasn't-]

[whackapervert]

[surely that wasn't-]

[whackapervert]

[SURELY THE LINE WAS NOT CROSSED.]

4/5

[whackapervert]

[Except it was, actually.]

[whackanarche]

[The poor guy is in the park training lakjdf what did he do to deserve this kind of cruel treatment. B(]

Girls are like a good day of golf... three holes in one!

it's ok bb i was afk anyway :)

[whackanarche]

[scREAM]

But it is a day for BDSM! [Like that doesn't give it away. B|]