eight!

[whackanarche]

[The sound of clumsy slamming of the communication device! And then, a voice that's clearly not Chester's-but no one has to figure that out. Yet. ... Or ever. B)]

I bet Arche fucks like a tiger!

[A pause.]

Mint's tits are huge-I wanna motorboat those babies alllllll niiiiiiiight long.

[An even longer pause.]

Ohhhh yeah, come to papa.

((ooc;

Comments

[trollomancer]

My, my. Chester, you shouldn't have taken those pills...

[whackanarche]

You know what?

Suck my cock.

[trollomancer]

I respectfully decline! Next time, please leave my experiments alone.

[whackanarche]

Oh I'll experiment with you.

In bed.

[kirinofen]

... Subtle.

[whackanarche]

Not as subtle as your ass is going to be once I'm done ramming you.

Bend over!

[kirinofen]

Oh, you swing both ways then? I was under the impression you were just into girls considering the post.

[whackanarche]

You won't be saying much once I gag your pretty little mouth!

[not_tenebie]

[Something is certainly amiss.]

How very... civilized.

[whackanarche]

I'll show you a civilized way to fuck like animals.

[not_tenebie]

And how will you do that? You sound rather self assured.

[whackanarche]

I'm the greatest pirate hunter in the world!

[srslynotguy]

...What?!

[whackanarche]

You heard me! Drop your trousers!

[voice]

[whackaspirit]

C-Chester!? You-!

[voice 2/3]

[whackaspirit]

Heh... You sly dog, you... [Momentarily has an image of the things it spoke of, before noticing that it's not his voice.]

[voice 3/3]

[whackaspirit]

Ah.. AH! Hey, you!!

voice;

[whackanarche]

Come on, you cum dumpster!