The Devil Paints a Double Life (all we know is, he's called The Stig)

[wh_mermaid]

Title: The Devil Paints a Double Life (all we know is, he’s called The Stig)
Pairings: Villa/Silva, one sided Xabi/Stevie
Rated: PG-13
WC: 3147
Disclaimer: Not true
Summary: A crackish Top Gear AU where Xavi, Xabi, and Cesc are Jeremy, James, and Richard, Jose Mourinho runs 'Special One Matchmaking', and David Villa is The Stig

A/N: Part of my Top Gear

Comments

[wh_mermaid]

TY <3

[sparksfly7]

“I just don’t know how good a man who calls his company ‘Special One Matchmaking’ can possibly be,” David grumbles. “Seriously- ‘Special One Matchmaking, helping you find the special one for your life’?

I just died.

I don't know anything about Top Gear but reading this has been great. good job :)

[wh_mermaid]

lol thank you! Mou as a matchmaker would be absolutely fantastic. I'm glad you're enjoying it <3

[meretricula]

It’s hard to say no to Andres when he has his pleading face on. It’s even harder to say no to Andres when the head mechanic, Victor, is standing behind him, looking like he’ll break the arm of anyone who makes Andres upset.

hahahaha YESSSSSSSS Victor is such a good watchdog! :D

[wh_mermaid]

I just picture him in that photo shoot where he's wearing the leather vest and pants with the aviators and uunnnfffff omg hot. Yes, perfect watchdog. And he will definitely be appearing in future Top Gear Verse pieces \o/

Thank you for reading ^_^

[krisseems]

I still know nothing about this show and I think I like that.

Poor Stig. Their relationship must be so hard with each one hiding things from everyone. And Villa a City fan. LOL. I like to think he has secret Silva posters somewhere in his house. And Fernando and his cheesecake. I love this verse. I can't wait for more.

[wh_mermaid]

Lol I was seriously like "omg Fernando needs to be a celebrity chef just so I can make a cheesecake joke"

I'm glad that you like it so far, thank you so much for commenting

[krisseems]

I would just like to add that I am blaming you for me wasting away the last day or so. I saw that Top Gear is streaming on Netflix and decided to watch an episode. It didn't stop at one.

[wh_mermaid]

Isn't it the most addicting show ever?!?!?!?! Omg it is soooo my favorite. And please please please tell me that you see Xavi as Jeremy. They are sooooo the same person in my mind XDDDD

[looneyluna]

Mourinho would be a matchmaker. Oh the David's are so good but so hurty too.

[wh_mermaid]

Can't you just see him scribbling furiously in that little black book he has? He would be such a good matchmaker kekekekeke

<3