moose

[west_]

- NEVER roll up in a frozen moose hide for warmth.

It will freeze solid; and there will be no way to get out.  It will be your tomb.

Comments

[sienna_leaf]

Nice post. I think I'll crosstitch the following and hang it over my desk at work:

"Panic kills."

:)

[dragynphyre]

A møøse once bit my sister. No, realli!

Come on, you knew it was coming.