In which you leave all that we,

[wer3wolph]

I dreamed that my brother and I were breaking into our fourth-grade teacher's house, but we got stuck on the stairs spindling up from the basement to the kitchen. She was at the bottom, yelling up to us, and I pushed my brother down the stairs and pretended that he was her date for the evening. She believed us but my heart was beating so fast. I

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[countpumpcula]

you should send that list to www.foundmagazine.com. it looks perfect.

[wer3wolph]

That was my first thought, actually. I might just do that.

[gingitsune3]

i am afraid of Naked Hitmen as well, I suppose, especially if they have their hands in an alligator's mouth.
I MEANT TO CALL MARIA YESTERDAY TO ARRANGE A HOTT DATE BUT MY BROTHER IS DEATHLY ILL AND I THINK I AM COMING DOWN WITH CANCER.

[wer3wolph]

Hands in alligator mouths = extra daring, thus, extra dangerous. :/

THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE SHE GOT BACK LATE FROM HER AUDITION. IS IT REALLY CANCER OR ARE YOU JUST HYPOCONDRIACING IT UP.

[polgara04]

I'm afraid of naked crackheads too.

[wer3wolph]

Isn't everyone. Except other naked crackheads, maybe.

[artinfektion]

GODDAMMIT. I miss you.
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I've been so damn depressed without you.
u.u;

I love you.

[wer3wolph]

HOLY SHIT. I MISS YOU TOO.

I've been absolutely despondant and lonely without you. I really, really miss you. ;___;

I love you too.