Milkfields finest hour! Backdated to Thursday morning.

[weiss_tank]

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[sablebombay]

......

[Yep. Ken got to the milk first today. Omi about to ask if he's alright, when he suddenly runs off. And since we can't let him just wander around town in whatever crazy state he happens to be in, Omi is following. It takes him a while to catch up, and when he does, he approaches his teammate slowly...]

Umm... Ken? What are you doing?

[sablebombay]

[What in the world is he even talking about?]

Vase? What are you...

[No, never mind. It doesn't even matter.]

Fine. It's about the vase. I- I feel like I owe you.

[Playing along with the crazy, let's see how far that we can take this.]

[weiss_tank]

[You're an old hand at playing along with the crazy aren't you Omi.]

I knew it! You should know better then to practice with those damn nerf guns inside! You know how Youji liked that ugly thing...

[sablebombay]

Right...

[...Just go with it.]

Look, can we just say I've learned my lesson and forget the whole thing?

[weiss_tank]

I guess so kiddo. [Ken reaches out and ruffles Omi's hair. Wait...huh? He pulls a bit.]

Your hair looks weird today. [He's seeing your Gluhen hair.]

[sablebombay]

[Okay, whatever. He's gonna let the hair ruffling go this time. Ken is clearly under the influence of the milk.]

I'm sure it does. Could we please just go back now?

[weiss_tank]

Did you dye it or something? And man you need a hair cut...[He's still tugging at the strands.]

[sablebombay]

[Briefly. Very briefly, Omi considers the pros and cons of trying to knock Ken unconscious and dragging him back home. He breathes an exasperated sigh as he bats Kens hand away from his head.]

What is it with you and my hair Ken? Why can't you ever leave it alone?

[weiss_tank]

[You'd never be able to haul his deadweight by yourself.]

Well it's kinda noticeable. And I can leave it alone. It ain't like I fixate on it or nothin'.

[sablebombay]

[Which is why he decides against it.]

How about we discuss it some other time?

For now, let's head back before Miakis and Lyon get worried.

[weiss_tank]

Ah...right. Can't let the girls worry. Maybe you should shave your head.

[sablebombay]

And how exactly would that help anything at all?

[weiss_tank]

I dunno...[He's still rubbing your head Omi] I mean, it might make you look older or somethin'.

[sablebombay]

[Omi is beginning to wonder if he should have just let Ken go on chasing squirrels...]

Quit it!

[Batting hands away kthx.]

There's nothing wrong with the way I look.

[He pouts. He came into the conversation with the intention of being rational and mature. Why does that never seem to work when Ken is involved?]

[weiss_tank]

[Hey, Ken can be very mature, but not when he's hallucinating.]

Hey Omi...is the sky starting to breath or what...

[sablebombay]

No, Ken, you just drank bad milk. Which is why you should head home and lay down, before this conversation gets any stranger.