Comments | weezlgrrrl: Do you ever have one of those days

weezlgrrrl

Do you ever have one of those days

Dec 01, 2008 20:18

That takes a screaming left into the Twilight Zone ( Read more... )

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Not Twilight Zone...South Park. dinogrl December 2 2008, 06:06:58 UTC

Thanks Lor, I peed my pants laughing at that one, plus I think I had a mild aneurysm. Too bad the service dog doesn't make house calls to lick up accidents, and do brain surgery.

I'm reposting this to my LJ to redirect to this little gem.

Sure you don't want to get a plane ticket here?

Re: Not Twilight Zone...South Park. weezlgrrrl December 2 2008, 08:26:31 UTC

YOU'RE RIGHT! That was TOTALLY like an average day in South Park! Dang.

Yeah, I want a super-service dog like that too. Preferably in Xanax.

shaolingrrl December 2 2008, 06:21:23 UTC

Do they only come in Prozac? Maybe the Effexor docs are Poms. I could go for that.

I think you'd OD with a pitbull, though.

weezlgrrrl December 2 2008, 08:28:55 UTC

My Jack-Jack gives me sweet, delicate nibbles all the time. He'd be a fine Prozac injection dog, pibble or no. It's my cat I have to look out for. He gets pissy from time to time and bites the crap out of someone! Hey, maybe he can be the Emergency Vicodin Cat. If you're hurting enough anyway, you won't notice how hard he bites.

kijjohnson December 2 2008, 07:48:28 UTC

Man, you can't make shit like that up.

weezlgrrrl December 2 2008, 08:36:08 UTC

Well, I PROBABLY could. You've read Possum Kingdom. Heh. But I didn't have the energy to make it up today. I was JAF(amused)O.

Weird shit keeps coming in pairs lately. I don't even want to think about what THAT portends.

kijjohnson December 2 2008, 14:46:07 UTC

Too true. :-)

BTW, do you want to change anything in your wiki? Especially any affiliations, dayjob info, and oddball little creative projects that will look good there, the little MSFT thingie, for instance.

dionysusdevotee December 2 2008, 17:10:59 UTC

we have a parrot nut at our pharmacy. She randomly starts conversations with people about her parrot, and how the doctor gave her a perscription for the parrot to help with certain "mental issues" that she will never describe directly. She likes to have these conversations at top volume so that you can hear her 3 isles away.

weezlgrrrl December 4 2008, 22:31:10 UTC

A prescription parrot! That's fucking awesome. There was this crazy broad who used to go to Arizona conventions carrying her parrot on a t-shaped pole. When the poor bird died of cancer, she had it cremated--and carried the freakin' urn everywhere! And I mean EVERYWHERE! I never once saw her set it down.

dionysusdevotee December 5 2008, 00:13:24 UTC

I have this theory that all people who have parrots on their shoulders are crazy. Haven't found any exceptions yet.