Métro, porno, dodo

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1. Regrettably, this entry begins on a tacky note, er-- I wrote fic. How gauche, I know, it's not like it's a commentfic hiding out somewhere hard to find. orz But apparently the post didn't show up on some people's friendspages / LJ alerts, so... you know... if you are really really bored at any point in the future, there... it is... OKAY NOW ONTO

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[bookshop]

COURANT

I LOVE EVERYTHING IN THIS POST

OH MY GOD

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE ALL YOUR ICONS

I LOVE YOU <3

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GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING VICODIN

[bookshop]

I HAVE BEEN CLEAN FOR 36 HOURS, YOU CAN'T USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE FOR REJECTING MY LOVE

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SECRETLY YOU ARE PANICKING TOO MUCH OVER REVERSE BANG TO READ THIS POST CAREFULLY. THAT'S OKAY, IT DOESN'T REALLY MERIT CAREFUL READING, BUT AT LEAST MAKE A DAMN EFFORT

[cobweb_diamond]

WELL NOW YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO READ THE THREE MUSKETEERS

EVEN THOUGH MY ONLY KNOWLEDGE OF IT IS SOME EDUCATIONAL COMIC BOOK I READ WHEN I WAS EIGHT, AND THAT MOVIE STARRING LEO DICARIOS HE MADE WHEN HE WAS STILL BULIMIC SO HE IS ALL SADFACED AND WAN.

P.S. DONT HANG ME IFTITR

[cobweb_diamond]

ugh. there were far too many typos in that comment. OH WELL, CAN'T EDIT IT.

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And YOU, get the fuck off the fucking alcohol! WHY ARE THERE ONLY ADDICTS ON MY FRIENDSLIST!

omg Gav but TTM is fucking ridiculously hilarious, and fldj;lakejlgka;e THAT MOVIE, SO TERRIBLE but the black and silver musketeer uniform from that movie is probably one of my favorite cinema costumes of all time EVER *____*

[cobweb_diamond]

WHO IS FAMOUS AN ALCOHOLIC. SURELY IF AJA GETS A WILSON I MUST GET SOME ALCOHOLIC SIDEKICK OF SOME KIND. SOMEONE FROM THE 1940S MAYBE. WHATEVER.

i saw like the second half of the 3 musketeers movie at some point and don't recall much except the bafflingly expensive casting. like it was one of those movies made in the late nineties where they literally hired EVERYONE FAMOUS EVER and stuffed them all onscreen and made them do semi awful stunts. like the other day i saw this movie called Hudson Hawk and... ifrit it is incredible. like the producers must have been coked out of hteir minds. i don't even know.

ANYWAY WILL THE THREE MUSKETEERS TEACH ME ABOUT HISTORY. SHOULD I READ THAT SHIT.

ALSO IF THERE IS A BLACK AND SILVER MUSKETEERS ARE THYE JUST LIKE FRENCH HISTORICAL POWER RANGERS OR SOMETHING. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ABOUT POWER RANGERS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE PACIFISTS AND WOULDN'T LET ME WATHC IT. TRAGICALLY.

[law_of_tarts]

Why would anyone disparage your default icon? It is clearly superior. Even though I do feel as if it might be judging me.

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OH ANG YOU UNDERSTAND ME. ♥ Lololol that is why it is looking toward the left-- it makes less sense that way, design-wise, since all the text is to the right of the icon... but that way its eyes would be looking toward my username and that was way too judgmental for me to handle XD

are you huffing glue right now, y/n

[pyrimidine]

AS MARTIN LUTHER ONCE SAID, I THINK YOU MEAN 'HUNG'. 'HUNG'.

HUNG.

What the hale is artemisia. Also I think I almost fell into that river once.

sry cant talk too busy inhalin'

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WELL NOW I HAVE NO DIRTY JOKE TO MAKE IN RESPONSE BECAUSE YOU ALREADY MADE IT :'(

[pyrimidine]

But FALLING INTO A RIVER just sounds so horrifying, no matter the depth. YOUR SHOES GET WET, AND THEN WHAT.

I am eating rice, with an over-easy egg (YOLK POPPED) and soy sauce and seaweed. It...kind of looks like that picture...if I squint a lot...

*eats*

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AND THEN YOU HAVE WET SHOES, YOU BIG BABY >:||||||

omfg I was just going to make crappy pasta for lunch but that sounds RIDIC DELICIOUS, maybe I will have that instead, YOU INSPIRE ME TO GREATER HEIGHTS EM. And also, before I forget to tell you, try Mask of Magnaminty sometime *_____*

[nolanloaf]

I think your new default icon is glorious. Can I have its number?

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YOU--

--BUT YOU--

--WHAT ABOUT--

--ARTHUR--

LDKKJ;flkdja;lkghakf;alk oh my god dying of laughter

[nolanloaf]

Well I've been thinking really hard about all the (horrible) things you told me, and I suppose you're right. I don't want to be forever alone while Arthur gallivants around with that ghost. I need to branch out. And green is sexy. Arthur has a pair of green socks that I stole one summer and kept in the owlery, they were wonderful.

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I... I think... you can meet the green owl in front of the clock tower at eleven PM tomorrow night... wear a red ribbon around your neck and be prompt... flkdj;glka;jg

(oh my god I seriously cannot stop laughing)