Métro, porno, dodo
1. Regrettably, this entry begins on a tacky note, er-- I wrote fic. How gauche, I know, it's not like it's a commentfic hiding out somewhere hard to find. orz But apparently the post didn't show up on some people's friendspages / LJ alerts, so... you know... if you are really really bored at any point in the future, there... it is... OKAY NOW ONTO LESS AWKWARD THINGS
2. I finished SPRING CLEANING my room, omg guys it was amazing, it took seven hours and now my room is the cleanest it has ever been, minus the first two years of its existence when I didn't really live in it. *____* I would show you before-and-after pictures, except now it is too late to take before pictures, but trust you me, it is a marvel to behold! All the books that didn't fit on my shelf are now neatly stacked by publisher-- I don't have very many books, but my bookshelf is really tiny and mostly taken up with empty CD cases and old notebooks and WAY TOO MANY THINGS BY DUMAS OH MY GOD WHY DID I EVER THINK I WOULD READ LOUISE DE LA VALLIERE?!
3. Smooth segue to which, after finishing Wuthering Heights in a long-overdue fit of rage and frustration and desperate, exasperated laughter, I have decided to procrastinate on more useful reading by going back to The Three Musketeers. I can't help it, that series is still my trashy happy place, where by "series" I mean "The Three Musketeers, and maybe Porthos' death scene from Iron Mask when I am feeling particularly masochistic". Guess which one my favorite musketeer is-- HINT, I am fond of ruthless, fastidious, unlikable, slutty, unintentionally hilarious assholes with dark hair who claim to like vegetables but then display anger toward them. ♥
4. HERE IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA FOR AN INCEPTION AU: EAMES IS A DENTIST. ARTHUR IS NITROUS OXIDE.
5. All right, that was for a given value of "good"... and for a loose definition of "idea"... but I think the scariest part of it all is that somehow, Arthur being the dentist and Eames being nitrous oxide seemed to MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE. It would involve Arthur darkly muttering "After a while, it becomes the only way you can laugh," and then huffing the fuck out of Eames.
6. I feel that this entry should have pictures of some sort or another, so please excuse the following specimen. (I would have nail polish pictures, but I'm giving my nails a couple weeks' break right now!) The cherry blossoms lining the river near my house were in full bloom a few days ago, so I went and took a long walk, and it was FUCKING GORGEOUS, Jesus fucking Christ. I wish I could have taken better pictures, but I don't really know how, and my camera is slightly wonky with outdoor lighting and made everything a shade of blue-grey so I had to fiddle with the colors in Photoshop, I am a cheat. :'(
7. And later on this afternoon, I'm going back to the river to pick artemisia! Lololol that makes me sound like some sort of eco-friendly Child of the Alps who prances over valleys with goats and can name wild birds by the sound of their songs, but no, generally I fail at nature. It is just that artemisias grow everywhere so even I know what they look like, and I really really really really really want to make and eat this (oh, I should have just used this stolen and obviously superior picture to fill the quota for this post!)
I know that it doesn't LOOK like the most appetizing thing ever, but... THAT IS MISLEADING. omg KOREAN FOOD, NEVER LEAVE ME my mouth is watering just thinking about itttt ;____;
8. THE NEXT PERSON TO REFER TO MY NEW DEFAULT ICON IN A DISPARAGING MANNER WILL BE HANGED
2. I finished SPRING CLEANING my room, omg guys it was amazing, it took seven hours and now my room is the cleanest it has ever been, minus the first two years of its existence when I didn't really live in it. *____* I would show you before-and-after pictures, except now it is too late to take before pictures, but trust you me, it is a marvel to behold! All the books that didn't fit on my shelf are now neatly stacked by publisher-- I don't have very many books, but my bookshelf is really tiny and mostly taken up with empty CD cases and old notebooks and WAY TOO MANY THINGS BY DUMAS OH MY GOD WHY DID I EVER THINK I WOULD READ LOUISE DE LA VALLIERE?!
3. Smooth segue to which, after finishing Wuthering Heights in a long-overdue fit of rage and frustration and desperate, exasperated laughter, I have decided to procrastinate on more useful reading by going back to The Three Musketeers. I can't help it, that series is still my trashy happy place, where by "series" I mean "The Three Musketeers, and maybe Porthos' death scene from Iron Mask when I am feeling particularly masochistic". Guess which one my favorite musketeer is-- HINT, I am fond of ruthless, fastidious, unlikable, slutty, unintentionally hilarious assholes with dark hair who claim to like vegetables but then display anger toward them. ♥
4. HERE IS A REALLY GOOD IDEA FOR AN INCEPTION AU: EAMES IS A DENTIST. ARTHUR IS NITROUS OXIDE.
5. All right, that was for a given value of "good"... and for a loose definition of "idea"... but I think the scariest part of it all is that somehow, Arthur being the dentist and Eames being nitrous oxide seemed to MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE. It would involve Arthur darkly muttering "After a while, it becomes the only way you can laugh," and then huffing the fuck out of Eames.
6. I feel that this entry should have pictures of some sort or another, so please excuse the following specimen. (I would have nail polish pictures, but I'm giving my nails a couple weeks' break right now!) The cherry blossoms lining the river near my house were in full bloom a few days ago, so I went and took a long walk, and it was FUCKING GORGEOUS, Jesus fucking Christ. I wish I could have taken better pictures, but I don't really know how, and my camera is slightly wonky with outdoor lighting and made everything a shade of blue-grey so I had to fiddle with the colors in Photoshop, I am a cheat. :'(
7. And later on this afternoon, I'm going back to the river to pick artemisia! Lololol that makes me sound like some sort of eco-friendly Child of the Alps who prances over valleys with goats and can name wild birds by the sound of their songs, but no, generally I fail at nature. It is just that artemisias grow everywhere so even I know what they look like, and I really really really really really want to make and eat this (oh, I should have just used this stolen and obviously superior picture to fill the quota for this post!)
I know that it doesn't LOOK like the most appetizing thing ever, but... THAT IS MISLEADING. omg KOREAN FOOD, NEVER LEAVE ME my mouth is watering just thinking about itttt ;____;
8. THE NEXT PERSON TO REFER TO MY NEW DEFAULT ICON IN A DISPARAGING MANNER WILL BE HANGED