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Tin's being an idiot, and he she's just kind of sitting in my dormitory hooting. I've been trying to get her back to the Owlery for ages now but she won't budge. It's not even as if she has any letters or anything.

In other news: mum and da wrote me the other day - seems like everything going on the the Bones is very hush-hush. I wonder how ( Read more... )

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Mr. Harper:

You are the winner of our latest random draw of nominated men across the country. Enclosed is your prize, a package of Attraction Solution, the powder engineered specifically by Playwizard Enterprises to increase your eligibility among the female population. Enjoy!

Bob Bougher
President
Playwizard Enterprises

(enclosed is an open package of ( Read more... )

I went up to the Hospital Wing to, um, get rid of what happened. I still get a little cross-eyed every now and then but mostly it's gotten better.

And someone's going down. You're dead, Harper. Dead.

I just got this really weird letter. It says it's from Harry but somehow, I'm getting a little suspicious.

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Romilda decided to let the note be and headed down to the common room, passing one of the younger students and offering him a brief smile. As soon as she passed him, though, she felt an intense pain just behind her eyeballs and reached her ( Read more... )

So Professor Dumbledore's brother, huh? That sucks. His pub is really scungy and gross but I still feel kind bad. I hope he'll be okay.

Anyway, I've been having an unusually good week. I'm not getting all that much homework and nothing terrible has happened to me yet.

Not much good gossip, though.

What's the name of that Slytherin with the black hair who always kind of sneers at everyone? Hangs out with the other Slytherin girls in her year that all look like they've got dung under their noses all the time? I think she's a seventh-year. I'm trying to remember but I can't. Same with that other fourth-year Hufflepuff that knocked herself out ( Read more... )

Hogsmeade, Romilda considered forlornly as she sat at the bar of the Three Broomsticks sipping at a Butterbeer, was rather overrated. Sure, there was Honeydukes and Zonko's and even Scrivenshaft's if you like that sort of papery thing. But when it came down to it, there was only so much a girl could do.

She heaved a sigh, wondering vaguely how come ( Read more... )

That class was totally weird. And totally awkward.  I don't know why they think we need this, honestly.

And did anyone see the issue of Spinner's End? Gosh, I wonder what happened!

S'a little draughty in our dormitory, don't you think, Samara? Ginny? Course, it might just be because of that stuck window. How nobody's fixed it yet I've no idea ( Read more... )