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[weaponsparked]

I'll say this about this... place.  It certainly knows how to bring the rain.  So to speak.   [Mutters] ... NEST might kill me for that pun.

But, honestly, if they expect me to work... they could leave the electricity on.  I can't exactly pour this... alcohol--that's what it's called right?--without light.

[As he continues to complain, the sound of

Comments

[bustydefense]

Sometimes they can be.

[weaponsparked]

Great. Happy to have established that. Now.

How do I get them off of me?

[bustydefense]

What have you already tried? Most of the men seem to be able to deal with their drone 'wives' by sleeping on the couch, ordering her around, or merely staying away from home as much as possible.

[weaponsparked]

... I locked it in a closet. It got out.

So if I leave... it won't follow?

[dynamic_may_lee]

Don't put them in the closet!

[weaponsparked]

... why not?

[dynamic_may_lee]

It's cruel!

[weaponsparked]

They're drones.

[brbpouncingyou]

...You put your drone kids in the closet.

[weaponsparked]

I put the female in the closet! I don't have any spawn!

[He does - he just hasn't noticed yet.]

[brbpouncingyou]

Your closet's gonna smell like piss if you aren't careful.

[weaponsparked]

... Excuse me?

[ilmeganekko]

I wouldn't know. I don't have one.

[weaponsparked]

Consider yourself lucky. This is ridiculous.

[ilmeganekko]

Yeah, so I heard.

Are your kids drones too?

[weaponsparked]

... I have spawn?

[electrowhipit]

... Drone troubles?

[weaponsparked]

You think?

[electrowhipit]

Do you... need some help or anything?

[weaponsparked]

Do you have rope so I can tie this drone up?