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[weaponsparked]

I'll say this about this... place.  It certainly knows how to bring the rain.  So to speak.   [Mutters] ... NEST might kill me for that pun.

But, honestly, if they expect me to work... they could leave the electricity on.  I can't exactly pour this... alcohol--that's what it's called right?--without light.

[As he continues to complain, the sound of

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[electrowhipit]

... Drone troubles?

[weaponsparked]

You think?

[electrowhipit]

Do you... need some help or anything?

[weaponsparked]

Do you have rope so I can tie this drone up?

[electrowhipit]

Is she seriously that bad?

[weaponsparked]

...

Probably not. But. I don't want her near me. Is that wrong?

[electrowhipit]

There's gotta be a better solution than tying her up or locking her in the closet. She got out once, after all.

[weaponsparked]

... She never tried to take my clothing before.

Tying her up is worth a try.

[electrowhipit]

She tried to what?

[weaponsparked]

I came home, I was soaking--did you know how cold that rain is, by the way?--and she tried taking my top... clothing. Thing.

[electrowhipit]

I haven't exactly been outside, no.

... Weird.

[weaponsparked]

It's frigid. It makes space feel balmy. I never thought I'd actually miss Diego Garcia.

... your sympathy is astounding.

[electrowhipit]

I missed Diego Garcia the second I woke up here, but I guess that's just me.

... Look, we have a perfectly good couch. I was sleeping on it, but if you wanna just crash here for a few, it's all yours.

[weaponsparked]

Are you kidding me? I missed Egypt when I woke up.

... and where are you supposed to go?

[electrowhipit]

Even with all that sand?

... I can figure something out.

[weaponsparked]

Sand or drone-infested town, Jolt. Take your pick.

... You're staying on the couch. But I'm coming.