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[weaponsparked]

All right... let's... preface this by saying that I can't quite believe I'm saying this... but I've been pushed into it. By a lovely young female nurse... and an annoyingly persistent electric junkie friend of mine.

I'm... [SIGH] ... Looking for someone who claims to have, and I quote... "healing magic

Comments

[eldest_hatter]

I cannot directly heal people, but I can help a person's body to heal faster.

[weaponsparked]

... Oh? How?

[eldest_hatter]

By asking it to.

[weaponsparked]

... Come again?

[he_aintheavy]

Little Autobot is dying?

[weaponsparked]

Oh don't you just wish...

No. I'm fine.

[he_aintheavy]

But need "healing magic."

Am very good at this... stabbing. "Acupuncture." Especially in kidneys.

[weaponsparked]

I don't need it. I'm simply tired of laying around.

... Kid... neys?

[glockblock]

Magic is a concept created by those who are addicted to illegal drugs. It is not real.

[weaponsparked]

... I'm not discussing the painkillers. How do you even know about that.

At this point, I doubt it could hurt to try.

[glockblock]

I was being literal. Those who take drugs like LSD tend to think the effects are real magic. That is why the concept is false.

Yes, it can.

[weaponsparked]

I've never taken any "drugs" in my entire lifetime... until I was... human.

No, it can't.

[electrowhipit]

I was wondering if you were really gonna go through with it.

[weaponsparked]

Well, since I finally had a free day in my busy schedule...

[electrowhipit]

It's so hard being you, isn't it?

[weaponsparked]

Mmm, you have no idea...

[legberjack]

You are such a goddamn pussy.

[weaponsparked]

... Oh, look what the scrap drones hauled in.

[legberjack]

Oi! Shit, if you got such a problem with them knees of yours, I could fix it.

Permanently.

[weaponsparked]

I think I'll pass. Someone's already looking into the matter...

And, if I were you... I would hope that I never got my original body back...