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[weaponsparked]

All right... let's... preface this by saying that I can't quite believe I'm saying this... but I've been pushed into it. By a lovely young female nurse... and an annoyingly persistent electric junkie friend of mine.

I'm... [SIGH] ... Looking for someone who claims to have, and I quote... "healing magic

Comments

[he_aintheavy]

Little Autobot is dying?

[weaponsparked]

Oh don't you just wish...

No. I'm fine.

[he_aintheavy]

But need "healing magic."

Am very good at this... stabbing. "Acupuncture." Especially in kidneys.

[weaponsparked]

I don't need it. I'm simply tired of laying around.

... Kid... neys?

[he_aintheavy]

Very useful.

By next day, will feel like alive again.

[weaponsparked]

... Considering you were offering to kill me the last time we spoke, I'm less inclined to believe you.

[he_aintheavy]

Will make soup for little Autobot.

[weaponsparked]

... Stop calling me that.

And no. No thank you.

[he_aintheavy]

What would little Autobot liked to be called?

[weaponsparked]

Sideswipe.

[he_aintheavy]

Silly name.

[weaponsparked]

... No it's not.

[he_aintheavy]

"Side." "Swipe."

[weaponsparked]

It's one word.

"Sideswipe."

[he_aintheavy]

Have merged two words into one for silly name.

[weaponsparked]

No I haven't. It's the closest approximation to my real name as... this language gets.