OMG! NEWSBREAK!

[weaklingrecords]

THE DOW CLOSED ABOVE 12,000 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY!

EVERYONE COMMENCE "MISSION: HOOKERS AND BLOW"!!!!

I seriously expected more from CNN. *sigh*

/rich people fellating themselves
//and on a side note, which part of "fondling" doesn't equal "abuse"?

Comments

[bassmike]

"Consensual" fondling, perhaps? And please don't call it "petting."

Rich people must be really limber.