Woo hooooo! Gas prices have hit an ALL TIME HIGH, corresponding with Big Oil's ALL TIME HIGH PROFITS.

What's the Bush Administration going to do about it?

Fellate each other while rolling around on piles of $100 bills while lighting bricks of $1000 piles on fire to keep warm!

Yay! By the people, of the people, for the people1!

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THE DOW CLOSED ABOVE 12,000 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY!

EVERYONE COMMENCE "MISSION: HOOKERS AND BLOW"!!!!

I seriously expected more from CNN. *sigh*

/rich people fellating themselves
//and on a side note, which part of "fondling" doesn't equal "abuse"?

Does anyone really care about the 300 million mark for population? I mean, with the margin of error in the census, we could have reached 300 million 2 years ago. Coupled with the number of undocumented immigrants chillin' from sea to shining sea, it's highly likely that we reached 300 million 5 years ago ( Read more... )