File Under: Things I Don't Like

[weaklingrecords]

1) When you make a PB&J in the morning, take it to work for lunch, and most of the jelly drips out the bottom of the sandwich because you inadvertantly stored the sandwich vertically instead of horizontally from 8:00am until lunchtime

Comments

[amicablebitch]

maybe if you ate something that moved faster than peanut butter you wouldn't spend so much time in the shitter.

[bassmike]

Doug does NOT need any more fiber in his diet.