May 16, 2006 12:55
1) When you make a PB&J in the morning, take it to work for lunch, and most of the jelly drips out the bottom of the sandwich because you inadvertantly stored the sandwich vertically instead of horizontally from 8:00am until lunchtime.
2) Pooping during the lunch hour. It just doesn't seem fair that I have to spend that time--my time!--in the shitter. It's literally personal time down the drain.
3) Meetings that start at 1:00pm.
pb&j,
pooping,
meetings,
things i don't like