This may be of interest perhaps only to UK based darlings of this site or those with access to BBC sports programmes by another route. MOTD2 last night featured Top Five Kissing Footballers. Smudge/Kelly numero uno of course BUT in support of their proposition they only showed ONE clip of Dorian and Gary in the good old lip lock. Whereas experts
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Smudge and Kelly - cut to
Smudge and Kelly - cut to
Kelly and Robbie - cut to
Robbie and Duffer. A pleasing symmetry I'd say :) All we need to complete the circle is Dorian frenching Duffer but that might not be easy.
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(How about slipping that in between Smudge/Kells and Robbie/Kells ?)
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RSI is a risk-factor worth taking into consideration :) All that hitting the freeze frame. Eye strain too from crouching ascloseasthis to the screen to establish levels and intensity of contact. Ah me. As I've said before in another context, t'is small wonder I have no life.
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5. French players in general. Blanc kissing Barthez's head and all that. Bit of cheat cos French men kisses toutes les temps anyway and it wasn't bouche a bouche mais sur le cheeque. Note spelling of cheeque? I'm le rubbish at French.
4. A goalie I didn't recognise and a striker I didn't recognise having words then goalie plants one on him as a wind up. Again doesn't count because it needs to be full-on AND consensual yaay!
3. Can't remember. Was already in a state of high excitement due to imminent arrival of Dorian and that fabulous mouth made for kissing and sucking and the like.
2. Two players from the 70's. One called Tony Currie (my mum used to like him). In black and white. And only a still. V. poor indeed.
So not that good really. If they'd bother to look around Serie A it would have been a hardcore porn fest :)
Ho! for Smudge and Kelly though. Our darling Slash pioneers. Leeds used to slash so prettily.
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We did. We did indeed.
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*loves you for bringing other Smudge kiss to BBC's attention*
I have other requests though...anything between Becks and Dark Lord...especially the Wales game (maybe they could squeeze in the leg touching) and all the base of spine touching over the years...
Also, but this is Champions League, so I don't know in how far the BBC will have access to that footage, I think it was the Chelsea v CSKA Moscow game...Frank nibbling on JT's neck...that was pure foreplay...
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And then Teh Gary/Smudge hug with the groin-to-bum touching... *gets carried away* But there are so many things to choose from...
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To which I will retort that as a licence payer I am providing the cash to pay their f***ing wages so crack on dumkopfs and make with the slash pronto.
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*headdesk*
*dies [in both senses of the word*
I lurve that pic. It's saved on a floppy disk for all eternity.
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