This may be of interest perhaps only to UK based darlings of this site or those with access to BBC sports programmes by another route. MOTD2 last night featured Top Five Kissing Footballers. Smudge/Kelly numero uno of course BUT in support of their proposition they only showed ONE clip of Dorian and Gary in the good old lip lock. Whereas experts know (that's us btw) that there is another jewel in Smudge's slash crown and yes it's the time when he HAS HIS EYES CLOSED and Kelly is clutching his jaw and oh my gosh we all fall down in a dead faint.
So I dug out said pic from my personal Stash Of Goodness. And have e-mailed it to the BBC this very morning with a request for live action version of same to feature in next week's show. Anyone not au fait with the image in question just squeak and I will post it. It's burned on my brain of course and I conjure it anytime I like :) Oh. That one where he is biting Beckham's neck. Oh. "Dear BBC...."