Oh, Baby

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Title: Oh, Baby.
Recipient: Seraphim_Grace
Author: vr2lbast
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Schwarz team, humour.
Warnings: Langauge.

Comments

[mami_san]

hahaha, poor bastards >XDDD

It's really hard to make baby!fic work right, but you've done it here. Their reactions and different methods of handling the situation all feel spot-on - especially Farfarello's. Hell, I like everything about Farfarello in this story. ♥

"Fuck you too," Schuldig said amiably, not really caring whether Crawford praised him or not, only that he was not the one who had to buy diapers.

"I'd like to remind everyone that we're trying not to draw attention to ourselves," Crawford interrupted. "No amount of telepathic conviction is going to convince people that they are not seeing a suspicious group of men carrying an infant girl if they are yelling 'cunt-monkey' in a crowded shop."

bwahahaha "Cunt-monkey" is funny enough as it is, but imagining Crawford saying it is beautiful. >XDDD

"Evil never sleeps and good is ever-vigilant," Farfarello replied and Schuldig could not decide which camp Farfarello saw himself in.

Sounds very true to Farfarello's character. XD

[schuldige_katze]

"Evil never sleeps and good is ever-vigilant,"
...GOOD OMENS FTW.

[seraphim_grace]

OMG I love it
perfect home dynamics of them arging and even the poor baby....
and Crawford shrieking "cunt-monkey" is even better

thank you so much

[tirwolf]

I really needed a bit of humor & this was such fun! As a parent, I can fully appreciate the baby thing..LOLOL. I really wish that I had Schu's particular talents...sigh.

[mainekosama]

That was cute! Men&baby is a standard fandom cliche, but I think you made it work for Schwarz. Their reactions were perhaps not very blood thirsty, but I think they fit. Especially with the conclusion and the planning for the future.

[jeidar]

I think "cunt-monkey" is probably my favorite baby terminology of all time XD Your version of Farf was PERFECT. I chuckled through this entire fic. Believable, yet hilarious. That's a difficult balance to maintain *really impressed*~