I thought about strippers all day today. Yes, that is all that I have to update about.

I prefer poking, not getting poked.

What the hell was I thinking wearing that shirt tonight? Those vertical stripes didn't slim down my gut one bit.

I refuse to have icons of my gray hair.

Why do I have to come back? I was having so much fun ( Read more... )

So, how many more times can they jerk your chain, Heyman, before you've finally had enough? We should compare notes.

I had this awful dream that I was on Raw last night. Now why would I want to go and do a thing like that?

You know, wouldn't the picture just be complete if I headed on over to NWA:TNA? I certainly think it would be. I'm sure that I would fit right in. *g*

If people don't stop touching my hair I am going to bite their hand off. I don't care if they're my own flesh and blood ( Read more... )

There are a few anonymous individuals out there who feel the need to remind me what I look like with grey hair. Oh I will extract my revenge. Don't you worry.

Personally, saying that "I'm tired" is the greatest excuse that anybody could ever come up with for leaving a PPV.

I can't help it that I'm a man who speaks the truth.

I thought that tonight went rather well.

Any smart ass comments and I'll snap your throat like a twig.