WHATS UP MY FAVORITE FUCKING PLACE!?!?!

i miss everyone! who is still looking at and/or using this wonderful not myspace?

is it wrong to sign your child into a contract with liverpool so that his every breath is owned by a sport company that will only use him for a few cup victories once he is of age?

rsvp for space in this guys black book suckerz.


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a water bottle works perfectly as a water bottle

my guts explooooded into a vomity scene in the parking lot at work today,
my co-employee was planning some nasty tricks, police found stolen street signs and a napalm bomb in his room (obviously his underwear drawer)!
FUCK! how do you like these delinquents now mr. Robinson?

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my child has a dick!

I'm Mr. Michael, I dont sign out of livejournal. One day I farted all day long and it smelled like dog farts!!!

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FUNERAL DINER (ugly fuck docters ( Read more... )