Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a business owner.

[waterwatcher]

*sighswiish*

Elf-friendly spa was a spectacular failure. Actually found myself working. Elves very prissy and demanding. Stupid elves.

Heard about an exciting opportunity in Gondor. Me...an au pair! Am actually a perfect candidate, when you think about it. I am a weapon, practically (back in the day, I made him cry like a hobbit lass, at least).

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[wraithchildone]

::bite::

::sniggers::