Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a business owner.

Jan 23, 2003 22:18

*sighswiish*

Elf-friendly spa was a spectacular failure. Actually found myself working. Elves very prissy and demanding. Stupid elves.

Heard about an exciting opportunity in Gondor. Me...an au pair! Am actually a perfect candidate, when you think about it. I am a weapon, practically (back in the day, I made him cry like a hobbit lass, at least). I may not have hands, but tentacles are better anyway, and I have dozens of those. I am definitely good with children. Or child-like things, rather. I meet all the other requirements, so why not?

And no, I do not get disqualified on the "no evil" count. I AM NOT EVIL. Yes, I did enter into a short-lived landscape maintenance business with someone of rather evil characteristics and intentions. But I was hungry and thirsting for vengence, damn it. That was then, blah blah blah.

Wonder if I'll be called in for an interview. Would love to relocate down south. Much warmer climate, more active currents, etc. Dark and dank is so last Age.
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