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Why does nobody want me to pimp their site? Let me pimp it, dammit!

I've thought up my revenge. It will be simple. It will be sweet. I just got the upper hand back in this "relationship", so it won't be hard to go through with. I feel quite nice right now...compared to how I've been feeling for a while now. All the slimy guys that used to hit on me before are slowly making their way back because they know that I'm ( Read more... )

Actually, I was have been wondering about this for a while now. Doesn't that brand name seem a bit suggestive? I mean, Oral B? What's that all about?

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Oral, bitch!
(I just had to say it...)

Oh, and thanks Mark for the gmail invite. Yooz da bomb.

I'm sorry. I just haven't got it in me to post here too often anymore. Yes, I repeat myself often, but how else will I get the occasional post in?

I ran away from home and the place at which I'm staying is worse than Hell itself.

If you email me, I promise to read all of your joural entries from here on out. You will be on my new bestest friends list. Don't you like me? I like you. Don't you want to be on my bestest friends list? I'll send you some candy or something ( Read more... )

I've developed a psychological fear of the internet.
That's one of the reasons I'm not here much.
I usually get physically sick when getting on the internet.
Isn't that great?

Toys "R" Us usually cures that though.
Toys "R" Us is my heaven.
If Toys "R" Us was a man, it would be my god.
(My goddess if a woman.)

I freaking hate Chicago so much ( Read more... )

I genuinely have nothing to say. Oh well. Maybe later.