Hello everyone! It has been a while since I've written in this thing. Well, I have some things to get rid of and I was wondering if out there is anyone interested. First off, a Viewsonic CRT monitor that I have had for about two and a half years. It is still has an absolutely gorgeous display and is two-toned black and silver. It lived with me ( Read more... )

OBLIVION HAS GONE GOLD!!!!!! REJOICE FOR THE DAY OF RAPTURE IS THE 20TH OF MARCH!!!

In celebration of Winter-een-mas, I decided to finish Condemned: Criminal Origins. It is a fucking great game. Violence has never been so much fun (or so absolutely terrifying). This game is visceral, sickning and unforgiving. Nothing is better than slamming a sledgehammer into the side of a drug addict's face and hearing the bone crunching ( Read more... )

So, I figured it was time for some nostalgia!

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Also, The Sirens of Titan is an amazing book. Evan is right to rate it as his favorite book of all time.

I do not know what to say. I am overcome with many different thought processes at the moment; they all seem to synthesize into one incoherent mess devoid of logic. Maybe this is because I am so damned tired? Probably. Yeah. And there are many things I would like to talk about. Breakfast of Champions to be exact. Brilliant book. You (yes ( Read more... )

College is over and I am very relieved, about fucking time. The reason for the title is the assumed method of good-bye given out by the school. Julie and I were ready to check her out of her dorm room at about 2:30, the time that she had picked to check out. Of course, hence the title, the RA was not there. No RAs were there. Meanwhile, all of ( Read more... )

And the Oscar for best canadian b-movie with three sex scenes (one lesbian and all unneeded), vampires, zombies, Romero references and a mexican wrestler named El Santo Azul goes to ... MEAT MARKET!!!!

Hey! Remember that time I ate Taco Bell and then had to miss class due to a large gastric upset! Yeah, good times.

Fuck you Taco Bell.

This semester gives me a deep sense of foreboding, permeating through every part of my physical being; laying waste to my hope hills, sanguine sierras and enthusiastic estuaries, leaving a barren and raped wasteland scarred by flame and malice ( Read more... )

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